You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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