Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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