i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We were destined to go to rehab together
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.