uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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