So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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