i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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