Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
