i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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