Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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