Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.