He is an equal opportunity slut.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again