That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.