My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
its not stalking. its research.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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