I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
