Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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