this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Life is so much better after having sex.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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