Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry pindsey hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(361): View more from Texas

One girl and one boy is just not enough.

Fav 8 1385 773
share tweet
(765): View more from Indiana

my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.

Fav 8 4589 864
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign

Fav 29 5973 1236
share tweet
(774): View more from Massachusetts

mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me

Fav 12 1292 6010
share tweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Read it at the TFLN blog
(575): View more from New Mexico

I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave

Fav 21 3730 1534
share tweet
(815): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

Fav 13 1156 755
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

Fav 3 1140 650
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf

Fav 0 15 30
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(207): View more from Maine

I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!

Fav 0 35 4
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT