There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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