How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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