she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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