NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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