I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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