Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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