Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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