nut hugger
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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