im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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