8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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