Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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