Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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