are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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