the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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