Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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