p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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