How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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