you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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