in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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