I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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