hotel room ftw
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
