Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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