I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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