Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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