After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
