So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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