ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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