I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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