Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i need some magic done to my vagina
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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