Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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