Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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