ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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