its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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