I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Mom said you looked used
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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