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ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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