Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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