I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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