i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I wish i was in the wii world.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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