A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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