i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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