He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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