I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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