its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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