ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I believe in your delicious
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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