can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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