their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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